I dont know whether to classify this post as "jokes", but i prefer to post in "lobby" as some of the info is the fact. Especially, i like the "eating out" and "future"


NICKNAMES

* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

* A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams..
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Ha Ha Ha
Good info Raj!
I love these facts! Especially #02 & #06

#2 and #6 ?? which mean same like me la.... ya, we have same mentality what...

hmmmm....Raj not all like thatlah...
but No.6 is tooooooooo much.....

Yes, not all but in general

#6 too much??? no la... its true as far guys is concern

hmmm....
as i said b4 not all.....

hmmmm...
may be 60% to 70 % are not like tht.....

No! That's not true!

Unmaiya sonna namba mathinggale.....

ha ha ha, prove it first..

hmmmm....
i think its possible.......