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Arutkumar
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Joined: 28 Feb 2008 22:00 Posts: 1393 Location: Kulai, Johor (Currently in Singapore)
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 Mr. Bean-Humour
BRAIN TUMOR
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain! DEATH OF HIS MOTHER: Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead. Friend : condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend : what now? Mr. Bean : my sister just called, her mom died too!
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
_________________ Best Regards, ARUTKUMAR
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| 23 Jul 2009 14:41 |
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Inbarasi
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Joined: 05 Oct 2008 21:30 Posts: 495 Location: Perak
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 Re: Mr. Bean-Humour
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| 23 Jul 2009 21:37 |
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Raj
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Joined: 18 Feb 2008 22:27 Posts: 1359 Location: KL, Malaysia
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 Re: Mr. Bean-Humour
Hmm, good joke... he really make people laugh... but the first joke make me sad.. 
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Raj System Engineer http://www.raj2u.net
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Be open minded before ask others opinion. -- Anandharaj
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| 23 Jul 2009 23:01 |
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Arutkumar
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Joined: 28 Feb 2008 22:00 Posts: 1393 Location: Kulai, Johor (Currently in Singapore)
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 Re: Mr. Bean-Humour
Sad?? Y? Take it as a jokes ya.
_________________ Best Regards, ARUTKUMAR
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| 24 Jul 2009 12:00 |
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Raj
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Joined: 18 Feb 2008 22:27 Posts: 1359 Location: KL, Malaysia
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 Re: Mr. Bean-Humour
got reason... but yes, i take tht as jokes only... no worries. 
_________________ Regards,
Raj System Engineer http://www.raj2u.net
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Be open minded before ask others opinion. -- Anandharaj
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| 24 Jul 2009 12:06 |
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Arutkumar
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Joined: 28 Feb 2008 22:00 Posts: 1393 Location: Kulai, Johor (Currently in Singapore)
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 Re: Mr. Bean-Humour
Yes I know. Don't worry ya..
Cheers!
_________________ Best Regards, ARUTKUMAR
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| 24 Jul 2009 12:10 |
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Raj
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Joined: 18 Feb 2008 22:27 Posts: 1359 Location: KL, Malaysia
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 Re: Mr. Bean-Humour
Ok, Cheers! 
_________________ Regards,
Raj System Engineer http://www.raj2u.net
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Be open minded before ask others opinion. -- Anandharaj
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