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Arutkumar
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Location: Kulai, Johor (Currently in Singapore)
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 Breakfast V/S Driving A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful ... Careful!" Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful ...
CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.
USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him.. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving".
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| 21 Jul 2009 17:20 |
  
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Raj
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Re: Breakfast V/S Driving speechless...  
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| 24 Jul 2009 12:18 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: Breakfast V/S Driving hahahaha
And most of the times I'm experiencing it. 
Some times I got even screw upside down and once got switch on the hazard light and stop in the middle of the road. That time extremely pissed off. I don't like people who giving so much of comments while driving. Especially the girls!!!!
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| 24 Jul 2009 12:24 |
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Raj
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Re: Breakfast V/S Driving Ok ok, be cool.... Cheers... 
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| 24 Jul 2009 12:29 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: Breakfast V/S Driving Ok. Cooling down. 
Cheers! 
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