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Arutkumar
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 College Cowboy
A young cowboy from Rosetown, Saskatchewan goes off to college, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money.
He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Regina that will teach our dog Ol' Blue how to talk.'
'That's amazing!' his Dad says 'How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?'
'Just send him down here with $1,000,' the young cowboy says,
'I'll get him in the course.' So his father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out.
The boy calls home. 'So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?' his father wants to know.
'Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm. But you just won't believe this. They've had such good results with
talking, they've begun to teach the animals how to read.'
'Read?!' exclaims his father. 'No kidding!
How do we get Ol' Blue in that program?'
'Just send $2,500. I'll get him in the class.'
The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog
can neither talk nor read. So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.
'Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to talk with him, and see him read something!'
'Dad,' the boy says, 'I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal. Then he suddenly turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing around with that hot barmaid at the Blue Sky Cafe?''
The father groans and whispers, 'I hope you shot that idiot before he talks to your Mother!'
'I sure did, Dad!'
'That's my boy!'
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Raj
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 Re: College Cowboy OMG....enna kodumai sir ithu....  
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| 02 Jun 2009 23:33 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: College Cowboy hehehe
Smart boy.. 
Did you do anything like this when we are in campus??? 
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Raj
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Re: College Cowboy Why suddenly you have that kind of question?
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Arutkumar
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Re: College Cowboy Doubt...
Cuz that time there is a dog in your house right...
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Raj
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Re: College Cowboy Well, this time also still got... so no chance... 
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Arutkumar
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Re: College Cowboy Oh ok. If still exist mean no prob.
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Raj
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Re: College Cowboy yea... next time you come to my house... for sure my dog will bite you... some more now got 2... so be ready...
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Arutkumar
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Re: College Cowboy Singgatte naai kadicatha saritiram illeda. Marantharathe.... 
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| 05 Jun 2009 16:38 |
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Raj
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Re: College Cowboy Teriyumle, what is my dog's name.... ha ha ha..... Will see.... for sure you will come next year... and get bite from my dog.. 
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Arutkumar
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Re: College Cowboy Advance congratulation to your dog... 
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Inbarasi
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Re: College Cowboy
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Arutkumar
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Re: College Cowboy Yaan ippo ipdi oru sirippu? 
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| 08 Jun 2009 21:29 |
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Raj
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Re: College Cowboy She thought about the fact and laugh
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Arutkumar
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Re: College Cowboy Outcome will be worst. For both of you.
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