1. CIGARETTE : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire in one end and fool at the other end
2. DIVORCE : Future tense of marriage
3. LECTURE : An art of transmitting information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the mind of either
4. CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
5. COMPROMISE : The art of diving a cake in such a way that everybody believe he got the biggest piece
6. TEARS : The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
7. DICTIONARY : A place where divorce comes before marriage
8. CONFERENCE ROOM : A place where everybody talks, nobody listen and everybody disagree later on
9. ECSTASY : A feeling when you are feel you going to feel a feeling you never felt before
10. CLASSIC : A book which people praise, but never read
11. SMILE : A curve that can set a lot of things straight
12. OFFICE : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
13. YAWN : The only time when some married man ever get to open their mouth
14. ETC : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
15. COMMITTEE : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
16. EXPERIENCE : A name man give to their mistakes
17. ATOM BOMB : An invention to bring an end to all inventions
18. PHILOSOPHER : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
19. DIPLOMAT : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
20. OPPORTUNIST : A person who starts taking bath if he accidently fall into a river
21. OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I’m not injured yet”.
22. PESSIMIST : A person who says that ‘O’ is the last letter of ZERO, instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
23. MISER : A person who live poor so that he can die rich
24. FATHER : A banker provided by nature
25. CRIMINAL : A guy no different from the others, unless he get caught
26. BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
27. POLITICIAN : One who shakes hand before election and you confidence later
28. DOCTOR : A person who kill your ills by pills and kills you by bills

ah ah, i like the meaning of "COMMITTEE" Wonder what would be the meaning for "Alcohol", "Beer" "Liquor" n etc

Ok, will do

Nice...
eppadi Arul ningge mathum eppadi ellam think pandiringge....

I like the first one....

yup...
good job....