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Arutkumar
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 Divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
-Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
- It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?
- No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relation s like?
- All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
- We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
- No, I am always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
- No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
-She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
-I got proof.
What kind of proof?
- She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
"Polish Remover" 
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Raj
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 Re: Divorce aiyo, paavam la that lawyer and pity that guy... he misunderstood about her wife till decided to divorce 
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Inbarasi
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Re: Divorce hahaha....nice 
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| 24 Mar 2009 20:47 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: Divorce But you see Raj... emmm... I guess Inbarasi's case will be the other way around... 
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| 25 Mar 2009 15:53 |
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Raj
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Re: Divorce Ok, understood Arul
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| 25 Mar 2009 18:53 |
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Inbarasi
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Re: Divorce Hmmm.... Inbarasi's case ??  ( i dont get it) Raj.....romba sirikirinnge
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| 25 Mar 2009 22:43 |
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Raj
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Re: Divorce Yes, laughing is good to health
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| 25 Mar 2009 23:54 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: Divorce Sorry Inbarasi we can't help you on this...
Basically we need brain to get this..
But I never say you don't have brain k...
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