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Arutkumar
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 Everything has a gender You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.
A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male ,didn't you?
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
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Raj
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 Re: Everything has a gender Hmmm....  nice "jokes" 
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| 16 May 2009 11:40 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: Everything has a gender Ha Ha Ha.. ya ya
But how about mouse??? 
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| 16 May 2009 11:45 |
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Raj
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Re: Everything has a gender Mouse is shemale  
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| 16 May 2009 11:49 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: Everything has a gender Please explain.  My assumption is mouse is a male.
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| 16 May 2009 11:52 |
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Raj
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Re: Everything has a gender Simply, mouse has two function.... the cursor and click, that represent girl and guy
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Arutkumar
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Re: Everything has a gender How?  Explain.
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| 18 May 2009 13:08 |
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Raj
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Re: Everything has a gender Well, i just simply said.... so not able to justify you. 
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Arutkumar
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Re: Everything has a gender Emm....
Let's see what others say about this...
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blackstallion
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Re: Everything has a gender HaHaHaHa..good joke..
I guess Mouse rite - As a Husband and Wife... ( Family )
cos 2 button - Right and Left click button. which can move a cursor and point .
HeHeHe...is ter any other definition :>
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| 19 May 2009 11:20 |
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Raj
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Re: Everything has a gender OK, more or less, blackstallion's answer same as mine... so, Arul.. what is your justification? 
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Arutkumar
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Re: Everything has a gender Mouse is 4+5.
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| 19 May 2009 11:56 |
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Raj
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Re: Everything has a gender Then its same as wht i said.... shemale
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blackstallion
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Re: Everything has a gender Shemale - hahahah really pity the mouse...kakakakaka
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| 19 May 2009 12:05 |
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Raj
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Re: Everything has a gender ya la blackstallion so, what about scanner?
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