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Facts about our Captain Vijayakanth 
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 Facts about our Captain Vijayakanth
Vijayakanth makes onions cry

Vijayakanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Vijayakanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

Vijayakanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.

Vijayakanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Vijayakanth can drown a fish.

When Vijayakanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.

When Vijayakanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Vijayakanth and Vijayakanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Vijayakanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Vijayakanth. He is the end of all things.

Vijayakanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Vijayakanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Vijayakanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Vijayakanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Vijayakanth.

If you spell Vijayakanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Vijayakanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Vijayakanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Vijayakanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Vijayakanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Vijayakanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Vijayakanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Vijayakanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Vijayakanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Vijayakanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Vijayakanth has a deep and abiding respect for human lifeā€¦ unless it gets in his way.

It takes Vijayakanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Vijayakanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vijayakanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Vijayakanth.

Vijayakanth destroyed the periodic table, because Vijayakanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

Vijayakanth got his driving license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Vijayakanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Vijayakanth is pain. Do not try to square Vijayakanth, the result is death.

When you say "no one's perfect", Vijayakanth takes this as a personal insult.

Vaalga Captain! ^:)^

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31 Mar 2009 11:40
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 Re: Facts about our Captain Vijayakanth
After a long break, our captain return to the "game" :)) :))

Doesnt anyone his fan? Maybe Inba and Shas? :-?

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 Re: Facts about our Captain Vijayakanth
Raj they are his trainees. So better watch every single words. If captain get to know this then we are finish!

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Hmm, but you know one thing... like old people say "a small ant can win against big elephant"
same thing here, we can win... just show Inba's photo, sure he will faint :)) :))

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31 Mar 2009 23:34
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 Re: Facts about our Captain Vijayakanth
Raj....ithu konjam overa illai...yaru elephant ???
If he wished to see me also i dont wantlah.....
or ill bring cotton bud....heheheheh

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