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Arutkumar
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 Funnny conversation Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Let's hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I’m asking you。 Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu。
George: The Chinese?
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya? Asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: Call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N .?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!
Condi: Kofi?
George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
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Raj
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 Re: Funnny conversation ha ha ha, really funny conversation....   So lets drink Kofi 
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| 16 May 2009 11:35 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: Funnny conversation But why always Bush... 
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| 16 May 2009 11:42 |
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Raj
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Re: Funnny conversation Hmm, this one i also dont know.. 
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| 16 May 2009 11:45 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: Funnny conversation hahahaha
Paavam Bush...
Bushhhhhhhhhh nu poitare.....
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| 16 May 2009 11:50 |
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Raj
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Re: Funnny conversation Ya ya, after this... our new PM will come in picture...
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| 16 May 2009 11:56 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: Funnny conversation Oh no...!
You should not talk like this about our leader. 
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| 16 May 2009 12:31 |
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