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Funny questions and answer
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Arutkumar
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Joined: 28 Feb 2008 22:00
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Location: Kulai, Johor (Currently in Singapore)
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 Funny questions and answer Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Raj
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 Re: Funny questions and answer I like the manager with job applicant 
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| 30 Mar 2009 18:36 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: Funny questions and answer Wan't to know the Xerox copy of the applicant?
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| 31 Mar 2009 10:55 |
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Raj
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Re: Funny questions and answer Sorry dude, i dont get you.. 
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A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein
Be open minded before ask others opinion. -- Anandharaj
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| 31 Mar 2009 19:24 |
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Arutkumar
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Location: Kulai, Johor (Currently in Singapore)
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Re: Funny questions and answer I mean do you wana see someone exactly as the job applicant in the joke above?
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