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Arutkumar
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 Love Lust & Marriage LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST- when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. There really is one.
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot?
MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.
LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - When . . . Uh . . . what's a climax?
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to ***** about work.
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.
LOVE - When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all-round.
MARRIAGE - When you're only concern is what's on T.V.
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through the day is your only thought.
LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.
LOVE - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
LUST - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
MARRIAGE - When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.
LOVE - You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
LUST - You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE - You only leave the house when you're allowed.
-FUNLOK-
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Raj
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Re: Love Lust & Marriage Hmm... no comments... 
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Arutkumar
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Re: Love Lust & Marriage How come? K let me start. What do you think about this?
Quote: LOVE - You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
MARRIAGE - You only leave the house when you're allowed.
Well my conclusion on this is girls are just so nice when ur in love. They show theirself as angels. But after marriage everything change. They'll start to show up their color. Try to dominate us! In real life they are........ (Fill in the blanks) 
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| 14 Jul 2009 09:15 |
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Raj
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Re: Love Lust & Marriage Still do not want to comment anything....  What you said is true... 
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A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein
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| 14 Jul 2009 09:43 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: Love Lust & Marriage Why no comments?
Rommbe nallavara maarithinggalo? 
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| 14 Jul 2009 12:18 |
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Raj
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Re: Love Lust & Marriage ஆமாம்
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