A helicopter with a pilot and a single passenger was flying around above Seattle when a malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's navigation and communications equipment. Due to the darkness and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to get back to the airport.

The pilot saw a tall building with lights on and flew toward it, the pilot had the passenger draw a handwritten sign reading "WHERE AM I?" and hold it up for the building's occupants to see.

People in the building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, the passenger asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the Microsoft support building! The answer they gave me was 100% correct, but totally useless."

.........fw it to Billgates

Ya ya, sure he also will enjoy

If Bill Gates was born in chennai our Windows 2000 will be Jannal 2000 . The menu items wiil be as foll


Read & enjoy
Save : veaichukoo
Save As : aiyye, apdiyea veaichukoo
Save All : allaathaium veaichikoo
Help : odhavu
Find : paru
Find Again : inoru dhaba paru
Move : appla po
Mail : postu
Mailer : posttuman
Zoom : persaa kaattu
Zoom Out : velilavanthu persaa kaattu
Open : theraa naina
Close : pothiko
New : pucchu
Old : palsu
Replace : itha thooki athle podu, athe thooki ithle podu
Run : odu naina
Execute : kollu
Print : poster podu
Print Preview : paathu poster podu
Cut : vettu - kuthu
Copy : E-adichan kaapi
Paste : ottu
Paste Special : nalla echcha thottu ottu (too good!!!)
Delete : keechidu
Virus : mamiya kodumai
View : look-vudu
Tools : spannaru
Toolbar : spanner setu
Spreadsheet : perisheetu
Database : dappaa
Exit : odra dei
Compress : amuki-podu
Mouse : eli
Click : potu sathu
Double Click : rendu dhabaa potu sathu
Scrollbar : inge angae alathadi
Pay Pre View : dhudukku bayascoppu
Next : appaala
Previous : munaangati
Trash Bin : koovam aaru
Solitaire : mangaatha
Drag & Hold : nallaa isthu pudi
Do you want to delete selected item? : maiyalume thukirava?
Do you want to move selected item? : maiyalume kadasidava?
Do you want to save selected item? : maiyalume vachukkava?
Abort, Retry, Ignore : ishtam illati uttudu
Yes, No, Cancel : ippa innaa sollikeere nee
General protection fault : gaali
Access denied : kai veche keesiduven
Unrecoverable error : bada bejarpa
Operation illegal : bemani... savu grakki.. kasmalam