MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWERInterviewer: ' What is your birth date? '
Muthu : ' 13th October. '
Interviewer : ' Which year? '
Muthu : ' Every year. '
MUTHU & HIS MANAGERThe Manager asked Muthu at an interview.....
' Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? '
Muthu replied: ' P-O-S-T-B-O-X. '
MUTHU & LONDON TRIPAfter returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, ' Do I look like! a foreigner? '
Wife: ' No! Why? '
Muthu : ' In London , a lady asked me, ' Are you a foreigner? ' ... that ' s why. '
Wife : ?????????
MUTHU & TOURISTA tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said, 'No sir, only babies were born here. '
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENTMuthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to ' WALK! WALK! '
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it ' s second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn ' t walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, ' I found it. If we cut a cockroach ' s four legs, it becomes deaf. '
MUTHU & DRIVERWhen Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, ' You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive. '
MUTHU GOES TO HOTELMuthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard --> *WASH BASIN*
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PARTInterviewer : ' Just imagine you ' re in the 20th floor of a building and it ' s on fire. How will you esc! ape? '
Muthu: ' It ' s simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '
So, dont do like Muthu
