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Arutkumar
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 Oracle's Real-Life Q & A ( IT humor ) Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys?
A. 'Parent keys not found!'
Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one?
A. 'Duplicate value on index!'
Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole at all?
A. 'Value larger than specified precision!'
Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else's girlfriend and get kicked out?
A. 'Insufficient privileges on the specified object!'
Q. What if you don't get any response from the girl next door?
A. 'No data found!' or ' Query caused no rows retrieved!'
Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too?
A. 'SELECT INTO returns too many rows!'
Q. What if you dial a wrong number?
A. 'Invalid number' or ' Object doesn't exist!'
Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet?
A. 'Object is found mutating!'
Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you?
A. 'Discrete transaction failed!'
Q. What if you see 'theatre full' when you go to a movie?
A. 'Maximum number of users exceeded!'
Q. What if you don't get table in the lunch room?
A. 'System out of tablespace!'
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Raj
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 Re: Oracle's Real-Life Q & A ( IT humor ) Really nice Arul.... Yes all those things is very common IT and im seeing this everyday... 
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| 16 May 2009 11:43 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: Oracle's Real-Life Q & A ( IT humor ) Emmm.... Simple. Because most of the jokes are published in web and the generators should be a IT person I guess. 
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| 16 May 2009 11:55 |
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Raj
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Re: Oracle's Real-Life Q & A ( IT humor ) ya ya, that correct...
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Arutkumar
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Re: Oracle's Real-Life Q & A ( IT humor ) When you going to come up with our own jokes?
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| 16 May 2009 12:32 |
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Raj
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Re: Oracle's Real-Life Q & A ( IT humor ) our jokes?? you come up 1st la
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Arutkumar
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Re: Oracle's Real-Life Q & A ( IT humor ) Ops....! Sorry.
Suppose to be your jokes.
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Raj
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Re: Oracle's Real-Life Q & A ( IT humor ) My jokes? Let me think first
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Inbarasi
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Re: Oracle's Real-Life Q & A ( IT humor ) Dont think so much Raj..... 
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| 22 May 2009 21:04 |
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Raj
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Re: Oracle's Real-Life Q & A ( IT humor ) Ok Inba...neenga sonna sari... 
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Inbarasi
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Re: Oracle's Real-Life Q & A ( IT humor ) hehehehe
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