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Questions.... ? ( VERY VERY FUNNY ) 
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 Questions.... ? ( VERY VERY FUNNY )
So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question....

Story I
E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.



Story II
E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!


Story III
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.


Story IV
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.


Story V
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshoper" ! (Job hoper lah!)


Story VI
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.


Story VII
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect our managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

=)) =)) =))

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05 May 2009 20:08
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 Re: Questions.... ? ( VERY VERY FUNNY )
Hmm, then what we should answer??? got gf / not also cannot get the job :-? :-D

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06 May 2009 22:09
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 Re: Questions.... ? ( VERY VERY FUNNY )
ha ha ha
That's what we call deadlock!

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08 May 2009 16:58
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 Re: Questions.... ? ( VERY VERY FUNNY )
Well, there is a way to avoid deadlock... If the interviewer ask me, i will answer... "gf irukku aanaa ille" :))
Hows my answer dude?

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08 May 2009 20:46
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 Re: Questions.... ? ( VERY VERY FUNNY )
Saavadi! For the interviewer its a NETTIYADI!
For sure he can't ask you anything further!

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11 May 2009 10:00
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 Re: Questions.... ? ( VERY VERY FUNNY )
ya ya, nambe yaaru.... B-)

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