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Questions.... ? ( VERY VERY FUNNY )
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Arutkumar
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Joined: 28 Feb 2008 22:00 Posts: 1393 Location: Kulai, Johor (Currently in Singapore)
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 Questions.... ? ( VERY VERY FUNNY )
So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question.... Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.Story II E: Any girl friends? C: No. E: So far chased any before? C: Have, but not successful. E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend? C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u. C: Why? E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!! Story III E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she pretty? C: Not quite. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you. C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation? E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist. Story IV E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she pretty? C: Yes. E: Is she your first lover? C: Yes. E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.Story V E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she your first lover? C: No. Have a few already. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshoper" ! (Job hoper lah!) Story VI E: Any boyfriends? C: Yes. E: Is he rich? C: No. E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce. Story VII E: Any boyfriends? C: Yes. E: Is he rich ? C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company. E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we! C: But,...... there is no position in his company. E: Then,..... what is your qualification? C: Secretary! E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect our managers' working spirits. C: But,...... I am not pretty at all. E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!! 
_________________ Best Regards, ARUTKUMAR
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| 05 May 2009 20:08 |
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Raj
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Joined: 18 Feb 2008 22:27 Posts: 1359 Location: KL, Malaysia
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 Re: Questions.... ? ( VERY VERY FUNNY )
Hmm, then what we should answer??? got gf / not also cannot get the job 
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Raj System Engineer http://www.raj2u.net
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Be open minded before ask others opinion. -- Anandharaj
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| 06 May 2009 22:09 |
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Arutkumar
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Joined: 28 Feb 2008 22:00 Posts: 1393 Location: Kulai, Johor (Currently in Singapore)
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 Re: Questions.... ? ( VERY VERY FUNNY )
ha ha ha That's what we call deadlock!
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| 08 May 2009 16:58 |
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Raj
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Joined: 18 Feb 2008 22:27 Posts: 1359 Location: KL, Malaysia
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 Re: Questions.... ? ( VERY VERY FUNNY )
Well, there is a way to avoid deadlock... If the interviewer ask me, i will answer... "gf irukku aanaa ille" Hows my answer dude?
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Raj System Engineer http://www.raj2u.net
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Be open minded before ask others opinion. -- Anandharaj
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| 08 May 2009 20:46 |
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Arutkumar
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Joined: 28 Feb 2008 22:00 Posts: 1393 Location: Kulai, Johor (Currently in Singapore)
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 Re: Questions.... ? ( VERY VERY FUNNY )
Saavadi! For the interviewer its a NETTIYADI! For sure he can't ask you anything further!
_________________ Best Regards, ARUTKUMAR
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| 11 May 2009 10:00 |
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Raj
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Joined: 18 Feb 2008 22:27 Posts: 1359 Location: KL, Malaysia
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 Re: Questions.... ? ( VERY VERY FUNNY )
ya ya, nambe yaaru.... 
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Raj System Engineer http://www.raj2u.net
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Be open minded before ask others opinion. -- Anandharaj
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