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One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner: Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Husband: Definitely not!

Wife: Why not - don't you like being married?

Husband: Of course I do.

Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.

Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

Husband: (makes audible groan)

Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

Husband: Where else would we sleep?

Wife: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Wife: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

Husband: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

Wife: - - - silence - - -

Husband: shit.shit.shit.....

=)) =)) =))

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24 Sep 2008 12:16
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Guys, be careful when say something to your wife... Dont get caught like this guy :)) :))

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07 Apr 2009 18:41
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But Raj I think the chances are very less. You know why? Most of the guys are smart! Not like girls... hehehehe :-D
Cool ya girls... ;)

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08 Apr 2009 12:49
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ya ya, but you know, some time still get caught wht :-D
girls, i said "some time"only... :p

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08 Apr 2009 21:05
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Normal what. "Yaanaikum adi sarukkumle". But not always girls. ;) :D/

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