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01. Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda EPF panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

02. One day sardarji buy a "kaadhal" flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see "jillunu oru kadhal" film .

03. Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach. When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10..
Sardar: poda. 6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

04. Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren. how much price?
YEMAN: naragam to naragam FREE

05. Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference??
naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

06. Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu....
Man 1: 100mohmed(NoorMoham ed), 9thara (Nayantara), 6mugam(Arumugam) , 7malai(Ezhumalai) , 5ali(Anjali) , and 3sha(Trisha). kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

07. TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM?
ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.

08. 1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10paisa selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga. Enna ulagam

09. Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoong it tu irundhaen.

10. Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER
MAN) appuram Sunday HollywoodThirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach (Mummy returns) :)) :)) :))

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24 Mar 2010 19:39
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hahaha nice =D>

You'll hear he joke #01 in near future. =)) :p

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27 Mar 2010 11:07
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hmmm wont.. [-(
My cooking not tat bad.... :p

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28 Mar 2010 11:31
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Nice jokes... Heard this before...

#03 damn funny la.... hahaha :)) =)) =)) and also #09 :))

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EXCUSE ME INBARASI!!! We shuold say that! Let us try and give you the feedback. (If we still alive)

Anan are you ready? :(

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01 Apr 2010 11:30
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Yea..... lets try it.. :-D

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01 Apr 2010 11:34
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Thanks Raj... Ill cook special for u :-D

Arul dont worry... d hospital juz near by only :p

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02 Apr 2010 21:44
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Inba, make sure you have medical card.. :))

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26 Apr 2010 12:02
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Hmmmm, why Raj... :(

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26 Apr 2010 23:29
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Anan not medical card. She has to ensure she has enough cash to pay our bills. Even we are not return alive. We are the 1 going to try her cookings what.

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28 Apr 2010 12:33
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Hahaha.....
Dont worry nothing will happen to u guys... :p ;;) :p

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Emmm.. Anile pori vechi pudikire maathiri irukku. :-(

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Hehehehe...
Ningge first try pannunge, if anything happens Raj will bring u to hospital... :-D

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Appo naan uyir vaalarathu unggalukku pidikale? Emmmmm.....

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14 May 2010 12:19
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Hmmmmmm.....
Pity u...okay2 ill bring u to a restaurant...okva

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