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Software engineer and his wife
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Arutkumar
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Joined: 28 Feb 2008 22:00
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Location: Kulai, Johor (Currently in Singapore)
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 Software engineer and his wife Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - Have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - But I told you about it in morning
Husband - Erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - OMG! Forget it where's your salary.
Husband - File in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - At least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - Sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - Data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - By default.
Wife - Who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - System unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - What is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - The only user with write permission.
Wife - What is my value in your life?
Husband - Unknown virus detected.
Wife - Do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - Program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - It is worthless talking to you.
Husband - Shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
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ARUTKUMAR
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| 21 May 2009 14:58 |
  
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Raj
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Joined: 18 Feb 2008 22:27
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Location: KL, Malaysia
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 Re: Software engineer and his wife
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Raj
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http://www.raj2u.net
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein
Be open minded before ask others opinion. -- Anandharaj
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| 21 May 2009 18:59 |
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Arutkumar
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Joined: 28 Feb 2008 22:00
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Location: Kulai, Johor (Currently in Singapore)
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Re: Software engineer and his wife ha ha ha 
I like this one:-
Wife - What is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - The only user with write permission.
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ARUTKUMAR
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| 22 May 2009 10:57 |
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Raj
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Re: Software engineer and his wife Yea, that cool 
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Raj
System Engineer
http://www.raj2u.net
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein
Be open minded before ask others opinion. -- Anandharaj
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