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Arutkumar
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 The Resignation Letter A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:-
Dear Sir,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down. I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and you. I am sorry but I had no choice.
The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would replace me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will appreciate my insight and "big heart".
I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from you. Of course, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the company (since I Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting gift from our Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is situated in another City.
Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always with me. Last but not the least. I also have the Rs 12000 entrusted to me by our company's cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command.
Don't worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from your company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better programs for the new company. Someday I'm sure we will meet sometime in the future. If you wish, I will surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job in the new company which I am joining.
Your faithful employee,
S. W. Engineer
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PS". Hands still trembling, the Boss read:
PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I'm am still busy working at client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my "Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal" attached with this mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our Office to discuss this.
My respect and Best Regards to you!
Thanks & regards
Source-Funlock-
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ARUTKUMAR
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| 24 Jun 2009 10:01 |
  
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Raj
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Re: The Resignation Letter wow, such a great letter.... I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months... you will appreciate my insight and "big heart" - enna oru nalla manasu...
I also have the Rs 12000....sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself - hmmm, ore jolly... and finally i like the "PS" - nice "reminder" to boss.. So, anyone out there.... wanna try this method?  
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A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein
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| 30 Jun 2009 18:48 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: The Resignation Letter hahaha
Guys watch out. Later your boss might whack u upside down and throw you out.
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| 30 Jun 2009 19:19 |
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Raj
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Re: The Resignation Letter First of all, we need to whack our boss and HR as well..
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Raj
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A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein
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| 30 Jun 2009 20:41 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: The Resignation Letter Oooooooi!!!
For what you want to whack HR??
Amam amam adi vaanggethaane okantirukom. 
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| 01 Jul 2009 12:02 |
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Raj
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Re: The Resignation Letter Well, do you know that HR also has the role in determining the salary increment? Sometime the boss wanted to give a good increment, but HR will reject it. That why need to whack HR as well. So, make sure you whack your HR   
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A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein
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| 01 Jul 2009 12:42 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: The Resignation Letter What to do... Some employees are fail to perform as per expected. So have to console with HR before the increment. You can't blame them. They are doing their duty. 
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| 01 Jul 2009 13:30 |
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Raj
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Re: The Resignation Letter whatever.... 
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A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein
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| 01 Jul 2009 23:01 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: The Resignation Letter
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