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Arutkumar
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 TIME PLEASE Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not.
Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose, if you tell me the time?
Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.
Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?
Young Man: Possible
Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you and you will admire my daughter.
Young Man: Smiles.
Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.
Young Man: Oh Yes! and smiles
Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch!
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| 05 May 2009 17:23 |
  
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Raj
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 Re: TIME PLEASE Ha ha ha, looks like the old man got experience... 
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| 06 May 2009 21:49 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: TIME PLEASE Emmmm...
No idea but I like the way he think...
Cautious.... 
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| 08 May 2009 17:04 |
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Raj
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Re: TIME PLEASE Hmm, but you see, whatever is one day he need to find someone for his daughter what...
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| 08 May 2009 21:14 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: TIME PLEASE Ya.. And he'll find the 1 with watch... hehehehe
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| 11 May 2009 10:02 |
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Raj
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Re: TIME PLEASE Ok ok, i do wear watch 
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