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WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE???
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bridgetbond
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Joined: 05 Mar 2008 20:33 Posts: 128
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 WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE???
Here is the reason.
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Vijayakanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes
1) Vijayakanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Vijayakanth is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Vijayakanth!
2) In another movie, Vijayakanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Vijayakanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Vijayakanth is chased by a gangster.. Vijayakanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Vijayakanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun…. Bang…the gangster dies…
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t changed. Oops, not so fast!
The ‘climax’ finally arrives.
Vijayakanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Vijayakanth can’t jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Vijayakanth has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Vijayakanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 06 Mar 2008 21:14 |
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Raj
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Joined: 18 Feb 2008 22:27 Posts: 1359 Location: KL, Malaysia
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 Re: WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE???
Hmm....where got people in film industry like "bullet proof" Vijayakanth 
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Raj System Engineer http://www.raj2u.net
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Be open minded before ask others opinion. -- Anandharaj
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| 06 Mar 2008 21:20 |
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Doves
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Joined: 08 Mar 2008 13:14 Posts: 20
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 Re: WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE???
tamil ppl ena yaaru...........great ppl aachee
_________________ Neram kaalam varumpothu ennaipatti intro pannuran..........athuvaraikkum wait pannunga sariyaa
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| 08 Mar 2008 13:40 |
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amutha
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Joined: 03 Mar 2008 09:41 Posts: 6
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enna kodume sir..... 
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| 16 May 2008 14:32 |
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Arutkumar
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Joined: 28 Feb 2008 22:00 Posts: 1393 Location: Kulai, Johor (Currently in Singapore)
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Vaalge nemme thalai VIJAYAKANTH!!! Enggal vote thalaikke!
_________________ Best Regards, ARUTKUMAR
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| 31 May 2008 12:16 |
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bridgetbond
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Joined: 05 Mar 2008 20:33 Posts: 128
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hhhmmmm...hhmmhmhmmm...hmmmmm...i'm speechlessss...
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Raj
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Joined: 18 Feb 2008 22:27 Posts: 1359 Location: KL, Malaysia
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 Re: WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE???
Why, we got a lot of Vijaykanth's fan here
_________________ Regards,
Raj System Engineer http://www.raj2u.net
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Be open minded before ask others opinion. -- Anandharaj
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| 20 Jun 2008 20:39 |
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bridgetbond
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Joined: 05 Mar 2008 20:33 Posts: 128
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don include me...
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| 21 Jun 2008 23:05 |
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