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Arutkumar
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Joined: 28 Feb 2008 22:00
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Location: Kulai, Johor (Currently in Singapore)
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 WOMEN AND GOD
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
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"I didn't recognize you." 
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| 26 Mar 2009 15:31 |
  
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Raj
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 Re: WOMEN AND GOD
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| 26 Mar 2009 18:36 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: WOMEN AND GOD Ya girls. Pls bear it on mind... So stop buy 1kg of creams and 1 dozen of lipstick per month! 
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| 26 Mar 2009 18:44 |
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shasnita
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Re: WOMEN AND GOD cheap guys?...
hahax...
arut...
u wear lipstick rite...
ur lips r so vy red...
mengalahkan perempuan...
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| 29 Mar 2009 03:01 |
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Arutkumar
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Re: WOMEN AND GOD Hmmmm...!!!!! Budak ni...!
Who wear lipstick???
luusa ningge?
Ille kekaren...
That's nature k!
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| 30 Mar 2009 15:51 |
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shasnita
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Re: WOMEN AND GOD uh?..
yeh tidirne yeseringge...
aniki neenga thane text panningge...
maybeline no.49 lipstick vanggi parcel panni ude solli...
spore le out of stock ne..
athe unggaleke illaya?...
appo yaare ke arut?...
orei koleppam...
ting ting ting...
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Arutkumar
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Re: WOMEN AND GOD For my Kutty's GF. Playing my role as a responsible owner. 
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