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Your wife's rating to your Actions
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Arutkumar
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Joined: 28 Feb 2008 22:00
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Location: Kulai, Johor (Currently in Singapore)
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 Your wife's rating to your Actions How to take care of your wife:
In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
-- You make the bed (+1)
-- You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
-- You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
-- You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
-- In the rain (+8)
-- But return with Beer (-5)
-- You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
-- You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
-- You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
-- You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
-- It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
-- You stay by her side the entire party (0)
-- You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
-- Named Tina (-4)
-- Tina is a dancer (-10)
HER BIRTHDAY
-- You take her out to dinner (0)
-- You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
-- Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
-- And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)
-- It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)
A NIGHT OUT
-- You take her to a movie (+2)
-- You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
-- You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
-- You take her to a movie you like (-2)
-- It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
-- You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUE
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
-- You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
-- She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
-- You hesitate in responding (-10)
-- You reply, "Where?" (-35)
-- Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATION
-- When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned _____expression (0)
-- You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
-- You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
-- She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
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Best Regards,
ARUTKUMAR
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| 13 May 2009 11:36 |
  
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Raj
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Joined: 18 Feb 2008 22:27
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Location: KL, Malaysia
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Re: Your wife's rating to your Actions ha ha ha, very nice info Arul.. But you see, guys always need to do a lot for gals...  So, the highest plus point is "You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)" and highest minus point is "She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)" - What does this tell? Girls like guys who listen to them... 
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Raj
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A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein
Be open minded before ask others opinion. -- Anandharaj
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Arutkumar
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Joined: 28 Feb 2008 22:00
Posts: 1393
Location: Kulai, Johor (Currently in Singapore)
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Re: Your wife's rating to your Actions Ya lah. It's very hard to satisfy girls. (This was proven)
Ya you are right. They expect us to listen to them without any interruption while they are talking. But you know what, it's impossible for most of us! How can you listen to a nonsense for a long time period? Perhaps dumps might manage to work out this but not us for sure!
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ARUTKUMAR
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| 13 May 2009 13:17 |
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Raj
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Joined: 18 Feb 2008 22:27
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Location: KL, Malaysia
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Re: Your wife's rating to your Actions Yes, i agree with you...  Gals, take this in open view.... 
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Raj
System Engineer
http://www.raj2u.net
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein
Be open minded before ask others opinion. -- Anandharaj
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